Together we can make each and every penis in Ireland Bigger, Better and Stronger... another national treasure the Irish nation can put under its belt, literally. So what does it take to get it for free, and why on earth is making you give away perfectly good € 100 Bathmate's?

• Buy a Bathmate
• Send an e-mail to info@bathmate.ie with a photograph of your Penis prior to using the Bathmate for the first time.
• Before first use, use the included Wily Gauge to measure your Girth and Length both in flaccid and erect state.
• Use the darn thing for at least six weeks and snap another photo, this time, of your much bigger, better and healthier penis.
• Send the photo from the same email address you did with your original photo, write a few lines about how much you enjoyed or disliked the Bathmate, your measurements before and after as in step two, and we will reverse the charge back to your Credit Card or Bank Account.

So what is the catch?

There is no catch, you will get a full refund, including postage, by simply send us a real photograph, without your head on it but make sure to make the photo with a decent camera, cell phone cameras are so jerky and do not make a good photograph. Use your digital camera on timer with any kind of background. When you make your second photo, try to make your position and location the same as on the before photo so people that look at your new bigger penis wont think its a fake.

There must be some Terms and Conditions, eh?

Of course, even though it is free, by participating in this promotion, you will allow us to potentially, sometimes in the distant future use your photograph without using your name or any personal details. In fact, we will not store the photographs we receive anywhere near the cash register so there is no chance Lucky will come and nip your photo while doing his rounds.

Now to the serious stuff. One free Bathmate per Irish cock and household. If we would send each and every one of you a freebie twice you would most certainly make our company bankrupted in days. Secondly, minors, keep away, if we even suspect that you are under 21 we will report you to the authorities immediately. Bathmate is a product for men, not teenagers.

The Company reserves the right to withdraw this promotion at any time, meaning, that new participants will not be accepted once this promotional page has been pulled off line.